domingo, septiembre 03, 2006

Trasculturalidad (dudo que la RAE liste el término)

Hoy por casualidad he entrado en una página (presupongo que americana) con una curiosa lista. Se trata de una de esas que enumeran detalles que te caracterizan si te denominas tal o cual. En fin, en este caso se trataba de cosas que caracterizaban a una persona que hubiera crecido durante los 80. Y a pesar de la distancia geográfica, es curiosísimo observar la de cosas con las que yo misma me identifico bastante, o al menos me suena. Allá voy (algunas son secretos mortales, no repetir en presencia de extraños, HE AVISADO):
1. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. [y me encantaba - me acuerdo aún de la canción]
2. You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. [para mi eterna vergüenza]
3. You wanted to be on StarSearch.
4. You ever uttered the word "Radical!"

5. You wore jelly shoes and jelly bracelets
6. You thought "Ghostbusters" was by far the coolest movie. [en cierto modo, aún lo pienso]
7. You remember watching shows like "Punky Brewster" , "Webster", "You Can't Do That On Television" , "Wild&Crazy Kids" and "Double Dare"
8. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. [pues a mí me encantaba el vídeo, y el videojuego de "Moonwalker"]
9. You wore a banana clip in your hair or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. [¿no era genial que se cerraran solas?]
10. You rolled up the bottoms of your splatter painted jeans.
11. You wore loafers with everything, and you put the laces in those little rolls.
12. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
13. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.

14. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
15. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
16. You can name half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."
17. You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours! ["Salvados por la campana" no tanto, pero "Padres forzosos" me encantaba, casi no me perdía nada]

18. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
19. You yearned to be a member of The Babysitters Club, and tried to start a club of your own.
20. You sat on your back porch, playing with your "My Little Pony" , "Rainbow Brite" , and "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls. [No teníamos porche y "Rainbow Brite" no pisó mucho el país, pero "Tarta de Fresa" y "Mi Pequeño Pony" me siguen pareciendo de lo mejorcito en gráficos infantiles, je je]
21. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." [pues claro, y ¿quién no tuvo un Casio de esos chiquitines?]
22. You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." [jo, y tanto, qué peliculones :P]
23. You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."

24. You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
25. You know what "sike" and "not!" mean
26. You fell victim to 80's fashion : big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, big hoop earrings, and possibly the worst:you wore spandex pants. [sobre todo los aros gigantescos, y el pelito por encima de uno de los hombros, ¡pero qué hortera!]
27. You wanted to be a Goonie, or Elliot from E.T. [después de superar uno de mis primeros traumas infantiles, mi madre me tuvo que sacar del cine porque ET me aterrorizaba]
28. You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls. [hooombre, ¿quién no ha tenido unos cuantos trolls?]
29. You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince." [pfff, ni fú ni fá, pero lo cierto es que sí que lo conocíamos, ¿no?]
30. You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be. [era una buena serie, pero tampoco mi favorita. Mi favorita, "El superhéroe americano"]

31. You ever wore flourescent -neon if you will clothing.... [bueno, y tanto, como las camisetas con mi nombre, o las de los "toy ..."]
32. You could breakdance, or wished you could. [no puedo decir que me gustara tanto, nunca entendí mucho qué tenía de genial. Ahora, sin embargo, me da nostalgia]
33. You know who He-Man and She-Ra are. [Waaaaaaaaaaaaa. ¡Tengo el podeeeeeer!]
34. You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. [ju ju, eso queda ya lejos, ¿eh?
35. You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".
36. You remember MC hammer well. [sí. Glorias viejas, todo pasa y todo queda]
37. You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Belair". [ni hablar, no lo soportaba. La tolerancia a Will Smith es posterior a que dejara de hacer el "canelo"]

38. You own any cassettes. [y siempre me digo que debiera deshacerme de ellos, pero me da tanta pena...]
39. You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. [o teletransportándonos]
40. You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from PizzaHut.
41. Pizza Hut was the coolest place to hang.
42. Poltergeist freaked you out. [ya te cuento, aunque me tragué toda la saga. La niña me sigue dando mucha mucha grima con ese look de pepona diabólica]
43. You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an E.T. lunchbox. [buaaaa, ¡los Gremlins!]
44. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf. [no una vez, un millón de veces. Y por qué Gargamel era "clavao" a mi profesor de Historia]
45. You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy, or you wanted green hair like
that lead singer of the Misfits.
46. You totally LOVED Barbie's cooler, punkier counterpart, "Jem" and her "Rockers"
47. You wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house. [buenooo, con lo que molaba XD. Ahora con Poirot no, claro]
48. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
49. You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish. [última moda, oiga]
50. You layered your multi-colored slouch socks, and added suspenders to make your outfit complete. [es que los tirantes nunca debieron dejar de estar de moda ^^]
51. You ever had a Swatch Watch.

52. You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare. [aaaah, los osos amorosos...]
53. You had a crush on one of the Coreys
54. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
55. You had WonderWoman or Superman underwear. [no, pero de haberla tenido, me la hubiera puesto encantada]
56. You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
57. You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power" [ji ji ji, ¿veis?]
58. You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
59. Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!!!

60. You ever owned or wanted any of the NKOTB action figures or dolls. [me remito a #2]
61. You remember when Deborah Gibson was "Debbie" Gibson. [y aún tengo sus discos en algún sitio, aunque esto fue una cosa post -80s, de los 90. Se les olvidó Tiffany.]

Y para terminar el ataque nostálgico, mirad que emoticones más monos me he encontrado.

Ánimo: ¿Sorprendida gratamente?

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